Some wag we know is starting a new service providing the names of unsuccessful Web hosting companies. I think this is going to catch on. When you think of it, you’re much better off with an unsuccessful Web Host: they won’t grow, you won’t get great service for a while and then gradually watch it degrade as you would with a successful one; you’ll not have to try to remember everyone who has your email address to give them your new one, because the mail server at the successful site is crashing with the regularity of Big Ben’s chimes; you won’t have to wait 36 hours to find out your post to alt.binaries.kitchen.nudes went instead to alt.home.cooking. A list of losers is going to be a winner, I think.