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They’re All the Same

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Humor

A man at the ticket window of a theater asks for two tickets.

The ticket seller asks who is going in with him.

He replies his pet chicken.

The seller tells him he cannot take a chicken into the theater. This makes a problem for the man because his pet especially wanted to see this movie.

He solves the problem by putting the chicken inside his pants as he buys only one ticket.

Inside the theater his chicken is getting too warm, so he opens his pants so his chicken can get its head out.

A girl next to the man sees what he has done and tells her friend to look at that man who’s opened his fly. Her friends tells her not to get upset if she’s seen one before because they all look alike.

“This one’s different,” the girl says. “It’s eating my popcorn!”